"Hello, this is John from Clapham Junction. I want to know why the South West train constantly plays bloody annoying pre recorded messages all the way through ___ From Kingston ___. What's the point of having silent trains when you got this bloody record going on. It annoys the hell out of me. Stop it please."
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"Hello yeah, I'm just testing to see if this actually works. Ok. Bye."
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"Hi Paul, it's only James. Just been given the sad news mate sorry I can't be there but I'm down on holiday down on the board by about and once again mate I'm very very sorry to hear as soon as get back and give me a bell or pop down and see you mate. Speak to you later. Ta da."
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It's not exactly the garden of Eden is it?
And they say south London is grim!!
Give me Browckwell Park any time.
"Hello this is Dave from Wimbledon. This is a message to the rather annoying pregnant lady who was on my tube this morning dangling to Victoria. She stood over me tutting all the time hoping that I'd give up my seat to her because she's pregnant. Well lady, it's not my fault you're pregnant and I have got a seat for the first time for ages. I don't see why I should have to give it up and also as you noticed I was rubbing my knee, I've got a bad knee. So no, I've no sympathy for you whatsoever. Seeing about yourself at the duff(?). Ok this is Dave from Wimbledon. Thank you. Bye."
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