Speaking Freely

"Hello this is Mike from Richmond. My train came late today. Not only was it late it was 4 carriages instead of 8. So there's plenty more people on the train already and there's more people to pack in. So what is that idiot do on the platform. Just runs around blowing his bloody whistle. That doesn't make the train get there any faster. Doesn't make the passengers squeeze in to a sardine tin any faster. What is the bloody point to that? Is that all you can do? Blow your whistle. Right this is Mike from Richmond and I'll take the Tony Brad prize please. Thank you."

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