"Hello, my name is Calvin. I am very very pissed off. Oh I am from Way Bridge. Why is it when the train is late and it's half the size it should be, your piss anty(?) little spacen(?) staff seems to take it out on the passengers? Who was that little man running up and down this platform blowing his bloody whistle at the top of his lungs. It's not our fault the train's delayed and it's half the size it should be. Blowing that crappy whistle is not gonna make us get on the train any faster. Is it? I felt like taking that whistle off him and shoving it right up his arse. He needs to learn some customer care skills. Ok. My name is Calvin. I'm phoning from Way Bridge. Goodbye."
spoken through SpinVox
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