"Hello my name is Bryan, I'm an arts critic for a London Regional Paper and I live in Wimbledon. Now I do wish that they would teach train drivers to communicate a little bit more clearly on the District and Circle Line. How would they tell us that the train is about to burst into flames and we've only got 10 seconds to run for our lives? I imagine they would do it like this, mumble mumble mumble run mumble wumba(?) bumble for lives mumble mumble mumble or you will fry, peep. They can communicate perfectly clearly when they're on strike, and talk in to the TV cameras, but when they wanna tell us that the train's not moving for 25 mins they can't even get their heads out of their bloody newspapers. It's not rocket science, teach these men to talk clearly. My name is Bryan and I live in Wimbledon. Thank you."
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