"Hello can anyone tell me my ___ train these days, the minute you pull out the station there's about 25 mins of uninterrupted messages, prerecorded messages coming over the bloody ___ at fucking 9000 decibels, these ear shattering corporate messages read out like a bloody ___ air steward. It's rubbish anyway, we know we need to buy a ticket. You don't need to give us any service because you don't get fined but we know we have to buy a ticket or we get fined that's why you make it so fucking hard for us to actually buy a ticket in the first place and then you play this bloody stupid messages. What's wrong with a bit of peace and quiet. Ok my name's Darren and I live in Milton Keynes. Thank you. Bye."
spoken through SpinVox
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