"Hello my name is Guy I live in East ___ and for some reason I'm stuck in a massive traffic jam and oh look I just gone past it now, I know what the problem is. There's a a minor accident. Do you know how long we've been stuck here for all this time cos everybody slows down to look at the traffic accident. Why don't the police cover it all up and take some pictures of the ghoulish incident stick their money into that. Then they can look at it later, that would be a great idea. We all like to look at accidents and then let's look at it at home in fault and colour glory instead of slowing down and craning our necks and just seeing just a small part of the accident. That's my idea to get everyone back at work on time, thank you goodbye"
spoken through SpinVox
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