"Why do South West Trains guards spend so much time on the intercom. And why do they speak like they're piloting Concorde. 'Well be cruising at six feet, at speeds up to ten miles an hour. if you wish to visit the buffet, you can buy over priced drinks from a surly jobsworth'. You're not professionals matey, you're a glorified ticket collector. Shut up and leave us in peace! "
spoken through SpinVox
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