Speaking Freely

"Hello. I was in this bookshop the other day and this incredibly aggressive woman was serving.

I think she'd decided I was a shoplifter. She even followed me into the toilets. She waited until I was settled in, then started banging on the cubicle door, shouting "Are you going to buy that book, 'sir'. "

That's right, she said 'sir' incredibly sarcastically. This woman has never known the phrase - the customer is always right.

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