Monday, 1 December 2008

Speaking Freely

"Hello this is Dave from Wimbledon. This is a message to the rather annoying pregnant lady who was on my tube this morning dangling to Victoria. She stood over me tutting all the time hoping that I'd give up my seat to her because she's pregnant. Well lady, it's not my fault you're pregnant and I have got a seat for the first time for ages. I don't see why I should have to give it up and also as you noticed I was rubbing my knee, I've got a bad knee. So no, I've no sympathy for you whatsoever. Seeing about yourself at the duff(?). Ok this is Dave from Wimbledon. Thank you. Bye."

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Speaking Freely

"Hi, my name is Cynthia and I'm from Canada. I just got into Waterloo Station and there's a big sign saying good service running on all London undergrounds(?). Well buddy I'll be the judge of whether you're a good service or not and I don't think you are. I think your service is dreadful, don't you have employ cleaners in London. Ok, I'm Cynthia and I'm phoning from London and I'm from Canada originally. Bye."

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"Hello yeah, this is Amanda from Kingston. I tilled on to work today on the South West trains and they keep talking about having standard class and first class. There's only 2 classes of ticket on the South West trains. That's sitting class and standing class. Why don't you price your tickets accordingly. It's disgusting. It's not fair on us. Thank you. My name is Amanda and I'm from Kingston. Bye."

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Speaking Freely

"Hello, this is Derek. Got on the train this morning. ___ back to London Bridge as ever the train was packed. Why is it people don't move down the train to let other people on. What on earth is it going on there. Why can't the guards shout at them instead of blowing the whistle at us. I only get a cattle ___ and make these selfish bastards move down the bloody train so we can get on. Ok. That's it. Thank you. Goodbye."

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