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"Hello, my name is Andrew and I live in Richmond in Surrey. I'm on the bus at the moment and it's fantastic. Do you know I had 2 buses that came all together some think that is a bad thing. I think that is a brilliant thing. 2 buses come together, they sail and only stop at alternative stops and you're going at billio(?), you go so far you end up catching up to the little bus in the front. Then there's 3 of you, then you're only stopping at every 3rd stop. It is brilliant. You go so quickly, it's like speeding down the bridge 66 with the wind blowing through your hair except you're in Kingston. It's marvellous. Why don't you send out 2 buses together all the time? That'll be far better. That's my suggestion to make, keep London moving. Ok. Thank you. Bye."

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"Hello my name is Guy I live in East ___ and for some reason I'm stuck in a massive traffic jam and oh look I just gone past it now, I know what the problem is. There's a a minor accident. Do you know how long we've been stuck here for all this time cos everybody slows down to look at the traffic accident. Why don't the police cover it all up and take some pictures of the ghoulish incident stick their money into that. Then they can look at it later, that would be a great idea. We all like to look at accidents and then let's look at it at home in fault and colour glory instead of slowing down and craning our necks and just seeing just a small part of the accident. That's my idea to get everyone back at work on time, thank you goodbye"

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"Hello, my name is Embros(?). I'm from North Dublin originally but I now live in London. On they M25 and some idiot who's been cruising along at 60mi an hr in the fast lane for about 5 mins. Why on earth don't people pull, if you fine people for staying in the fast lane I'm just speaking about, you can make a fortune. I know policing is all about fining people so why don't you do that. You don't need to open the forth lane. Just fine the idiot and they'll pull over. Thank you. Bye."

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