"Hello I've noticed that on my train coming in from North Hampton into London there seems to be no relation between the timetable and what's written on the board yet the trains aren't recorded as late. Have you got your own dual system of running the the train timetables, it's ridiculous. Ok goodbye"
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"Hello this is Dave from ___. I can't explain why my train always leaves on time but then as soon as it ___ out the station it stops for 10 mins. It just sit there we sit there in confused complete silence. Well someone explained to me the other day that is how they fiddle the punctuality records because the train leaves on time it's recorded on time it arrives 20 mins late and we're all completely fed up, but they don't really care about that because they still get paid. What a screw up. Thank you."
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"Hello my name is Barry. I would like to complain not about the trains but about the fellow passengers. I was on a train yesterday coming up to Waterloo just killing some time when suddenly this lady for no apparent reason shouted at me. Do you have to pluck your ears like that? I was dumb founded. Why shouldn't I use that time for a bit of male grooming? I was just shocked. Anyway when I put it in my ear, mouth. She got even more upset. Please South West trains do something about your passengers. We need a passengers Chartar(?). Thank you."
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"Hello. I would like to complain about a transport police man who was very, very bossy and viscous at Victoria Station last night. He wouldn't let me on my train to go home and he said I was drunk and incapable. Blimey. Drunk and incapable: if I've heard that once, I've heard it a thousand times I'm sick of it. Why don't they just let me get on my train and go home, this is political correctness gone mad. Thank you."
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"Hello, I'm phoning about the shop near Kingston train station called Cracking Pies. I think it's a really nice shop. I'd like to say how nice the people were but I feel really sorry for them because they're not in a regular position and they don't seem to get many customers but they're such nice people. I hate all the big High Street chains. Doesn't everybody? They everything there own way. So anyway I'd just like to say go to Cracking Pies and buy a pie while they're still in business. Ok thank you"
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