What a hypocrite Heather Mills is

Everyone knows she's only got one leg, so why does she pretend she has two (when it's so obvious the other one is made of plastic?
Who on earth does she think she's kidding?

Rude Station Manager

Dear Clapham Junction station manager. OK, I was asleep in your waiting room. But I wasn't paralytic. And I don't like words like tramp and beggar. I prefer Agent of Change.
Got that?