What a hypocrite Heather Mills is

Everyone knows she's only got one leg, so why does she pretend she has two (when it's so obvious the other one is made of plastic?
Who on earth does she think she's kidding?

Rude Station Manager

Dear Clapham Junction station manager. OK, I was asleep in your waiting room. But I wasn't paralytic. And I don't like words like tramp and beggar. I prefer Agent of Change.
Got that?

Speaking Freely "Hello, this is John from Clapham..."

"Hello, this is John from Clapham Junction. I want to know why the South West train constantly plays bloody annoying pre recorded messages all the way through ___ From Kingston ___. What's the point of having silent trains when you got this bloody record going on. It annoys the hell out of me. Stop it please."

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Speaking Freely "Hello yeah, I'm just testing..."

"Hello yeah, I'm just testing to see if this actually works. Ok. Bye."

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Speaking Freely "What"

"What"

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Speaking Freely "Hi Paul, it's only James...."

"Hi Paul, it's only James. Just been given the sad news mate sorry I can't be there but I'm down on holiday down on the board by about and once again mate I'm very very sorry to hear as soon as get back and give me a bell or pop down and see you mate. Speak to you later. Ta da."

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I'm looking out the window on the Victoria line heading up to Walthamstow

It's not exactly the garden of Eden is it?

And they say south London is grim!!

Give me Browckwell Park any time.

Speaking Freely

"You far king can't. Where is my bloody train?"

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